Ben Franklin Mob H3

I love Booze, booze loves me
Oh my god I have to pee
I’m so drunk I’m falling on the floor
Alcoholic Dinosaur

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, for country and for queen,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be!

Dinah won’t you blow me,
Dinah won’t you blow me,
Dinah won’t you blow my horn?

Dinah won’t you blow me,
Dinah won’t you blow me,
Dinah won’t you blow my horn?

Someone’s in my sister’s vagina,
Someone’s in my sister, I know,
Someone’s in my sister’s vagina,
Humpin’ like a dynamo.

Down Down Down your beer,
To pay for your crime.
Quit complaining about the taste,
There’s no sperm this time.

(This is a call and response, with a variety of options. Here are our three most common)

ORGY:
Give me an O! (O!)
Give me an R! (R!)
Give me a G! (G!)
Give me a Y! (Y!)
What’s that spell? (Teamwork!)

AAA:
Give me an A! (A!)
(Repeat any number of times)
What’s that spell? (Everyone yells Aaa!)

BBB:
Give me a B! (B!)
(Repeat any number of times)
What’s that spell? (Everyone makes a motorboating sound)

(Pantomiming encouraged)
Form banana! Form, form banana!
Peel banana! Peel, peel banana!
Eat banana! Eat, eat banana!

(optional verses)
    Shit banana! Shit, shit banana!
    Re-eat banana! Re-eat banana!
    Puke banana! Puke, puke banana!
    Re-re-eat banana! Re-re-eat banana!

Go bananas! Go, go bananas!
(Dance around enthusiastically)

(Usually chanted in response to someone accidentally saying the word “head”)

Head? Who said head?
I’ll take some of that!
And I did, and it was good,
And there was much rejoicing!

And then we fucked!
We fucked for hours,
Uprooting trees, bushes, and flowers and shit!
We fucked like Vikings,
With horns on ours heads!

Head? Who said head?
I’ll take some of that!

Hot vagina for your breakfast
Hot vagina for your lunch (It’s pussy!)
Hot vagina for your dinner
Just munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.

It’s so tasty and delicious
Bite-size and ready to eat
So grab your chick, give her a lick
Hot vagina can’t be beat

My name is Jack, na na na na na na na
I’m a necrophiliac, na na na na na na na
I fuck dead women, na na na na na na na
And I fill ’em full of jism, na na na na na na na
I get frustrated, na na na na na na na
When they get cremated, na na na na na na na
Cause try as I must, na na na na na na na
I can’t fuck dust!

Hashers, meet the hashers
We’re the biggest drunks in history
From the town of PHILLY!
We’re the leaders in debauchery
Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch us as we drink a lot of beers.
(down down, down down down down…)

No one likes us, no one likes us
No one likes us, we don’t care
We’re from Philly, fucking Philly
No one likes us, we don’t care

(pantomiming encouraged)
She’s a little sex pot, short and squat
Here are her handles, here is her twat
When she gets all steamed, up hear her shout
“Bend me over and eat me out!”

Well the wiggle of her ass could make a dead man cum
And the nipples are her tits are as big as my thumb
She’s a mean motherfucker
She’s a great cock sucker
She’s a harriette!
And she goes down down down down…

They oughta be publicly pissed on
They oughta be publicly shot (bang bang!)
They oughta be tied to a urinal
And left there to fester and rot (that’s my favorite part!)

You’re stupid, you’re stupid
You’re really fucking dumb
If it wasn’t for your mother
You’d be a stain of cum

In Mobile
Knee Slut
No One Likes Us
Philadelphia Whore
Stan Song
Wings of an Eagle

Button Factory (My Name is Joe)
Chicken Power Team
Days of the Week
Father Abraham

Follow the Hares
Hey Hares
Mayor of Bayswater (Hairs of Her Dickie-Die-Doe)
Shitty Trail
You're a Shitty Hare

FRB (Just Like You and Me)
Go Speed Racer

Dead Last Motherfucker
Go Speed Racer
You Were the Last

Balls to Your Partner
Bye Bye Cherry
Here’s to Fellow Hasher
Lost Your Hash Cherry
True Blue (Here’s to Virgins)
We’ve Got Virgins
Why Were They Born So Beautiful

Where Were You Last Week

Days of the Week
Glorious Victorious
Not Swing Low

Bestiality is Best
Bohemian Catsody
Dead Dog Rover
Doggy’s Meeting
Fido
Fuck a Duck
Has Anybody Seen My Cock
Hog Calling Time in Nebraska
I Need a Sheep
In Mobile
Little Brown Mouse
Old Brown Cow
Old MacDonald
Orgy at the Zoo
Sexual Life of the Camel
There Was a Little Bird
Why Did My Dog Have to Die
Wings of a Sparrow
Wings of an Eagle

A Ride to the Beer
Autohashers

Beer Run
Bud Light
Dough Ray Me
Drink Two Beers
Heineken Shmeineken
I Like Beer
In Heaven There Is No Beer
Our Lager (Lord’s Prayer)
Tecate

Daisy, Daisy
Santa Claus
She Was Coming Round the Mountain

Survivor H3 Christmas Hymnal
Give It a Blow (Weather Outside)
Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear

I Wish I Were a Hasher With a Wiener
Monks of St. Bernard
Pissonya
Who Peed on Trail

Technology Was Made For Porn

Ass and Titties
Bullshit
Dixie
Down Down Down Your Beer
Down Down Song
Finland
Hashy Birthday
Heineken Shmeineken
Hymn Hymn
Ice Cream
I Like Beer
Longer Than It’s Wide
No No No
Off We Go (Crash and Burn)
Party Cock
Piss Off You Wank
Quaff
They Oughta Be Publicly Pissed On
True Blue (Here’s to Virgins/Hashers)
Twenty Toes
What a Wank
Why Are We Waiting
You’re Number One
You’re Stupid
Zicke Zacke

Bestiality is Best
Canal Street
Chicago
Days of the Week
Doggy’s Meeting
El Camino
End of the Month
Engineer Song
Gang Bang
Glorious Victorious
Good Ship Venus
Has Anybody Seen My Cock
Hog Calling Time in Nebraska
In Mobile
I Wish (That) All the Ladies
Jesus Can’t Go Hashing
Mayor of Bayswater (Hairs of Her Dicky-Di-Do)
My Girl’s a Vegetable
Rhubarb (Nellie ‘Awkins)
S&M Man
Sexual Life of the Camel
Space Shanty
Wild Rover
Yogi Bear
Yo Ho
Your Mom

Dose of Clap
He’s the Meanest
It’s a Small Dick After All
My One Skin
Peter Penis (His Penis Has a First Name)
Skeeter on Your Peter

Big ‘Ol Boobies
Big Swinging Tits
Her Left Tit Hangs Down
Hot Vagina
I Wish I Were a Hasher With a Wiener
Juicy Pussy (Her Vagina Has a First Name)
My Little Pink Panties
Proud to Be a Harriette
Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder
Rubber Dickie
Sex Pot
She Likes It in the Kitchen
She’s a Harriette
She’s a Harriette and She’s OK
Sit on My Face

Baby Seal
Cocksucker (Agana Anthem)
Dead Whore
Dose of Clap
Fido
I Love My Girl (Yes I Do)
Incest Time in Texas
Jack the Necrophiliac
My Girl’s a Vegetable
Napalm Sticks to Little Children
Off We Go (Hot Wet Pussy)
S&M Man
Why Did My Dog Have to Die
Yo Ho

Beer Run
Bohemian Catsody
Bud Light
Button Factory
Chicken Power Team
Does a Hasher?
Dough Ray Me
Down Down Song
Drink Two Beers
Finger in Your Beer
Finland
Give Me a… (A, B)
Go Bananas
Go Speed Racer
God Bless My Underwear
Green Dragon
Hash House Harriers (Addams Family)
Hey Hares
Hog Calling Time in Nebraska
In Heaven There Is No Beer
Knee Slut
Little Brown Mouse
Meet the Hashers
Quaff
Sally in the Alley
Space Shanty
True Blue
U.G.L.Y.
What a Wank
Zicke Zacke