Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Note: This is call and response. The days can be rearranged to put the hashing day on the appropriate day for your kennel)

Today is Monday (Today is Monday)
Monday is a wanking day (Monday is a wanking day)

(Chorus:)
Leader: Is everybody happy?
All: You bet your ass we are!
(People often point to the crown of their head and spin during this part)
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

(Additional verses:)

Today is Tuesday
Tuesday is two finger day
Monday is a wanking day
(Chorus)

Today is Wednesday
Wednesday is a mmhmm day
(Make a V with your fingers in front of your mouth)
Tuesday is two finger day
Monday is a wanking day
(Chorus)

Today is Thursday
Thursday is a hashing (anal) day
Wednesday is a mmhmm day
Tuesday is two finger day
Monday is a wanking day
(Chorus)

Today is Friday
Friday is a fucking day
Thursday is a hashing day
Wednesday is a mmhmm day
Tuesday is two finger day
Monday is a wanking day
(Chorus)

Today is Saturday
Saturday is a drinking day
Friday is a fucking day
Thursday is a hashing day
Wednesday is a mmhmm day
Tuesday is two finger day
Monday is a wanking day
(Chorus)

Today is Sunday,
Sunday is a day or rest
Saturday is a drinking day
Friday is a fucking day
Thursday is a hashing day
Wednesday is a mmhmm day
Tuesday is two finger day
Monday is a wanking day
(Chorus)

(Rugby version:)

The (older?) rugby version of this song skips “Today is Monday” and jumps straight to “Monday is a wanking day”. It also skips the spinning and “doo doo doo”-ing.

(Athens GA H3 version:)

This was the closing song of Athens GA H3, with Sunday as “The Lord’s Day”, where everyone kneels in silence for an interlude of Our Lager, another interlude into Head, and then finishing the rest of the songs with gusto.