Ben Franklin Mob H3

Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer

Drunk last night,
Drunk the night before,
Gonna get drunk tonight,
Like I’ve never been drunk before,
Cause when I’m drunk I’m as happy as can be,
Cause we’re all part of the hashing family.

Oh the hashing family
Is the best family
To ever come over
From old Germany.
You’ve got your high hash drunks
You’ve got your low hash drunks
You’ve got your Asian drunks
And we’re all fucking drunk.

(Chorus:)
Singing glorious,
Victorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us.
Singing Glory be to G that there are no more of us,
Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear, of the Hash House!

(Optional verses, alternating with the chorus:)
(Tune of She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain)

(Example:)
Oh there are no serious hashers in Philly (In Philly!)
Oh there are no serious hashers in Philly (In Philly!)
Cause they’re all at sports games,
And they think running’s kinda lame
Oh there are no serious hashers in Philly (In Philly!)

2020:
When the virus starts to spread, they stay at home gettin’ head

Austin:
Cause when you yell on-on, they’re all hitting on their bong

Austin:
Cause when the fires break out, they move the whole camp out

Boston:
All the bars close at eight, they stay home an masturbate

Calgary:
Cause they’ll wade through waist deep snow, just to give a cow a blow

Dallas:
Well actually, I don’t know. Because in Dallas nobody shows

DC: (honest hashers)
Cause they’re taking all our money, and they’re fucking all our honeys

Florida:
Because they all wear string bikinis, and the guys have little wienies

Kentucky:
Cause they’re all a bunch of hicks, who are playing with their pricks

LA:
Because the smog blocks out the sun, and they don’t know how to run

Milwaukee:
Cause the men all ride on hogs, and the women howl like dogs

The Navy:
Cause they’re all in little boats, making love to sheep and goats,

New Orleans:
Cause when the levees break, all the hashers leave the state

New York:
Cause they talk like Donald Duck, and they don’t know how to fuck

The Rockies:
Cause when they’re running through the trees, their tits hang down to their knees

Rumson:
Cause there’s no women at their hashes, so they bugger their buddies asses

The South:
With their necks of crimson red, and their cousins they will wed

Here I stand at the Mexican border, waiting for Donald Trump to sign his fucking order,
No matter what he does he can’t get rid of me, cause I’m still part of the hashing family