Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Note: There appear to be 3 versions of this song)

Booze Version:

(Chorus:)
Ai, jai, jai jai,
Si, si, señora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero

(Sample verse:)
I like my gin, it helps me slip in,
But give me the good old vino,
It gives me a grand supremo

(Chorus)

(Alternative verses:)

I like my rum, it helps me to come,
I like my whiskey, it makes me feel frisky,
I like Drambuie, it makes my cum gooey,
I like Jack Daniels, it helps me fuck spaniels
I like my beer, it makes me feel queer
I like my beer, it makes my cum clear
I like my sherry, it makes me feel merry
I like my Guinness, it helps me to finish
I like Bacardi, it helps me to party
I like my brandy, it makes me feel randy
I like my stout, it helps me pull out
I like my lager, it helps me fuck harder

Excrement version:

Ai, jai, jai jai,
Si, si, señora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my favorite sombrero,
I said, “You dumb twat, you pissed on my hat,”
She said, “I don’t fucking well care-o.”

Ai, jai, jai jai, me and my soggy sombrero,
I said, “You dumb twat you just pissed on my hat,” She said, “I don’t fucking well care-o.”
My sister Margarita, she come all excreta,
And shit in my bessy sombrero,
I said, “You dumb twat, you shit in my hat,”
She said, “I don’t give a fuck-er-o.”

Ai, jai, jai jai, me and my shitty sombrero,
I said, “You dumb twat, you just shat in my hat,” She said, “I don’t give a fuck-er-o.”
My girlfriend Maria, she’s got gonorrhea,
She gave it to me, amigo,
I said, “You dumb twat, you gave me the clap,”
She said, “I don’t fucking well care-o.”

Ai, jai, jai jai, me and my blobby dick-er-o,
I said, “You dumb twat, you just gave me the clap,”
She said, “I don’t fucking well care-o.”

Limerick version:

(The limerick version often starts with one standard verse of “My sister Belinda” followed by alternating verses of limerick and different verses of “Ai jai jai jai” followed by:)

So sing me another verse that’s worse than the other verse, and waltz me around by my willie

(Example:)

Ai, jai, jai jai, si, si, señora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my favorite sombrero,

(limerick)

Ai, jai, jai jai, your mother and father were brothers
So sing me another verse that’s worse than the other verse, and waltz me around by my willie

(limerick)

Ai, jai, jai jai, your daughter sells crème-filled donuts
So sing me another verse that’s worse than the other verse, and waltz me around by my willie

(repeats forever)

(Ai jai jai jai verses:)

Your mother goes ‘round in cruise ships
My sister’s in love with a carrot
In China they never eat/grow chili
In China they do it for chili

(See limericks)