Ben Franklin Mob H3

Where, oh where, were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You fat lazy bastards you weren’t even here,
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer!

Down, down, drink it all down,
Drink it all down, drink all of the beer.
You fat lazy bastards you weren't even here,
So we drank all the virgins and fucked all the beer!