Ben Franklin Mob H3

Take me out to the hash run –
Take me back to your room…
Buy me some condoms for sex, sex, sex…
Ribbed French ticklers are always the best!
For it’s push, push, push to the climax –
If I don’t cum, it’s a shame.
For its ooh, ahh, oh my god –
I don’t know your name!

(See also Whip It Out at the Ball Game)