Ben Franklin Mob H3

Whip it out at the ball game,
Wave it round in the crowd,
Dip it in peanuts and Crackerjacks,
I don’t care if you give it a whack,
Because it’s –
Beat your meat at the ball game,
If you don’t cum it’s a shame (I don’t care),
Cause it’s one, two,
You’re covered in goo,
At the old ball game!

(See also Take Me Out to the Hash Run)