Ben Franklin Mob H3

(This is a chanted long form song where everyone sings the chorus and people volunteer new verses each round until you get bored)

(Chorus:)
El Camino, El, El Camino
El Camino, El, El Camino

Well the front is like a car and the back is like a truck
The front is where you drive and the back is where you…
(Chorus)

(Additional verses:)

You can drive to the brothel, you can drive it to the store
The front you fill with groceries, the back you fill with…

Well the front is where you fuck, and the back is where you fuck
The front is where you fuck, and the back is where you…

The back rides high, and the front rides low
I’ll give you a free ride, if you give me a…

You can pay with weed, or you can pay with gas
If you don’t have either, then you can pay with…

You can take out classy ladies, you can take out dirty sluts
In the front you kiss them softly, in the back you do their…

You can drive an automatic, or you can drive a stick
Doesn’t matter how you drive it, cause you’ll still suck my…

I read her a sweet poem, I think it made her cry
I couldn’t really tell cause I squirted in her…

You dad is upset you never learned to drive a stick
Now you’re stuck on an uphill while she’s riding your …

It ain’t got no windows, it ain’t got no locks,
Doesn’t matter while I’m riding on your…

Going Real fast, driving like a demon
’cause once we get home, you’ll be drinking my…

The front is short, and the back is long
if you ask real nice, I might suck your…

when you roll an El Camino, folks know you ain’t no wussy
The back is like a truck, so you can fill it up with…

assembled in Ohio, definitely not a beamer
If she won’t do kitchen stuff, try a Cleveland…

The front is for your lady, when you want to treat her fine
the back is for your lady, when you want to sixty…

You can drive real slow, or at a fast pace
I can take you for a ride, or you can sit on my…

It’s covered in rust, the doors don’t lock
but it’s got a flat bed, where you can ride my…

It’s such a sweet ride, and you know you want some
do slide on over, and swallow my…

You can ride in the back, you can ride in the front
Just jump on in, and I’ll eat your…

She’s riding in my car, with her legs over my head
She’s such a pretty whore, what a shame that she’s…

Her lips were big, they looked just like roast beef
and when we hit a bump, it made her…

The front is all hydraulics, and the back is all shocks
you’re sure to feel both, while I’m bouncing on your…

Chicks say it’s really ghetto, or that you ain’t got no class
just bend ’em over the seats, and stick it in their…

Keep the front for driving, but turn the back into a pool
The girls will thank you in the summer, by sucking on your…

You can drive it to the mall, you can drive it to the Old Department Store
I used to work in Chicago, I don’t work there any more…