Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Chorus:)
I used to work in Chicago
In an old department store
I used to work in Chicago
I don’t work there anymore

(Example verse:)
A woman came in for a light pole.
“A light pole from the store?”
A light pole she wanted, greased and climbed she got!
“Ohhhh and I don’t work there anymore!”

(More verses:)
A woman/man came in for a ___
A ___ they wanted, (my) ___ they got!

Application – Filled out
Balloon – Blown
Beer – Bush
Board – Nailed
Brass tub – Golden shower
Camels – Humped
Carpet – Shag
Computer – Hard drive
Cucumber – Pickle
Dinner – Ate out
Doughnut – Glazed – Cream filled
Doughnut – My hole
Drain cleaner – Drano – Clean pipes
Duck – Misheard her I did
Felt hat – Felt up
Fishing rod – My pole
German method of mineral extraction – Mine shaft
Good deal – Fucked
Hammer – Nailed
Hard drive – Floppy
Helicopter – Chopper
Help – AIDS
Horse – Donkey punched
Horse – Ridden
Jewelry – Pearl necklace
Juice box – Juice from my box
Kit Kat – Four fingers
Liquor – Lick her I did
Lollipop – Sucker – Sucked off
Nail – Screwed
Papers – Reamed
Piano – Organ
Pizza – Backdoor delivery
Pony – Horse – Ridden
Pork – White meat
Quick service – Quick serviced
Ruler – My 3, 6, 12 inches etc.
Screen door – Slammed
Screen door – Back door
Seafood – Crabs
Throw rug – Rug-burned
Translator – Cunning linguist
Wheels – Rimmed