Head

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Melody – Itself
Origin unknown

(Note: This should be shouted enthusiastically whenever someone accidentally says the word “head”. There are, of course, slight regional differences of the wording. I’ve tried to include the ones I’ve heard)

Head?
Who said head?
I’ll have/take some of that!
And I did!
And it was good/great/glorious!
(And there was much rejoicing)
And then we fucked!
We fucked for hours!
Uprooting trees, shrubs/bushes, and flowers (and shit)!
Like vikings! With horns on our head!

Head?
Who said head?
I’ll have/take some of that!

(Optional verses:)

We don’t want women with good taste
We want women who taste good!
(And we do!)

A good man is hard to find
A hard man is good to find

And then she fingered my asshole
It wasn’t fun
It wasn’t funny
It was dangerous!
So I’m taking my dog, my football, and my TV
And I’m going home
So fuck you, you fucking fucks!