Ben Franklin Mob H3

There’s a Bear in the deep, dark woods, Yogi, Yogi
There’s a Bear in the deep, dark woods, Yogi Yogi Bear
Yogi Yogi Bear! Yogi Yogi Bear!
There’s a Bear in the deep, dark woods, Yogi Yogi Bear

(Additional characters:)

Yogi has a girlfriend, Cindy, Cindy
Yogi has a girlfriend, Cindy, Cindy Bear
Cindy, Cindy Bear! Cindy, Cindy Bear
Yogi has a girlfriend, Cindy, Cindy Bear

Yogi has a little friend, Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo
Yogi has a little friend, Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear, Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear
Yogi has a little friend, Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Bear

(Additional verses:)

Cindy doesn’t shave her snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly
Cindy likes it upside down, Koala, Koala (Koala’s not a bear!)
Yogi Has a 10inch Cock, Black Bear, Black Bear
Boo-Boo Likes in in the Butt (didn’t wipe his butt), Brown Bear, Brown Bear
Cindy Doesn’t Wash Her Snatch, Camem-, Camem- (Camembert)
Boo-Boo Drank Too Much Last Night, Can’t’ Remem-, Can’t Remem- (Can’t Remember)
Cindy’s fucking (likes) vegetables, Cucum, Cucum (Cucumber)
Cindy is a frigid bitch (likes it on the ice), Polar, Polar
Cindy has a girlfriend, Klondike, Klondike
Booboo lost all his teeth, Gummy, Gummy
Cindy has a black eye, Panda, Panda
Yogi is the #1 Threat, Stephen Col-, Stephen Col- (Stephen Colbert)
Cindy was a preggo bear, Pusher, Pusher (Push her down the stairs)
Cindy wears lingerie, Teddy, Teddy
Yogi’s got an M-16, Right to, Right to

(Final verses, pick one:)

This song has gone on too long, More than, More than
This song has gone on too long, More than I can bear
More than I can bear! More than I can bear!
This song has gone on too long, More than I can bear

Yogi Has a 12inch Cock, More than, More than
Yogi Has a 12inch Cock, More than I can bear
More than I can bear! More than I can bear!
Yogi Has a 12inch Cock, More than I Can bear