Ben Franklin Mob H3

I put my hand upon her toe,
Yo Ho, Yo Ho!
I put my hand upon her toe,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my hand upon her toe,
She said, “Hey hasher, you’re way too low!
Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!”
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

I put my hand upon her knee,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my hand upon her knee,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my hand upon her knee,
She said, “Hey hasher, quit teasing me!”
Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!”
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

I put my hand upon her thigh,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my hand upon her thigh,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my hand upon her thigh,
She said, “Hey hasher, you’re way too shy!”
Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!”
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

I put my hand upon her twat,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my hand upon her twat,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my hand upon her twat,
She said, “Hey hasher, you’ve hit the spot!”
Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!”
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

I put my hand upon her tit,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my hand upon her tit,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my hand upon her tit,
She said, “Hey hasher, get back to my clit (you’re getting it)!”
Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!”
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

I put my dick into her mouth,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my dick into her mouth,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
I put my dick into her mouth,
She said, “Mmrphhh mmrfrm fmmrrf mrphhh mmrfrm fmmrrf!”
Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!”
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

(Additional verses:)

And now she’s in a wooden box,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
And now she’s in a wooden box,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
And now she’s in a wooden box,
She died from sucking too many hasher’s cocks!
Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!”
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

We dig her up every now and then,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
We dig her up every now and then,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
We dig her up every now and then,
We fucked her once, we’ll fuck her again!
Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about!”
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

The worms have eaten her through and through,
Yo-ho, yo-ho!
The worms have eaten her through and through,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
The worms have eaten her through and through,
What the hell, more holes to screw!
Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

And these few hashers they went to hell,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
And these few hashers they went to hell,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
And these few hashers they went to hell,
They fucked the devil, his wife as well,
Get in, get out, quit fuckin’ about,
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Yo Ho!