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With a Pipe and a Book
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With a pipe and a book and a hooker on my lap
I’m gonna tell a tale and give her ass a slap
I’ll tell her the story of Old Huck Finn
And ask her where I can stick it in…
I open up a bottle of fine vintage wine
And ask her if we can 69…
Ben Franklin Mob H3 