Ben Franklin Mob H3

There was a little bird, no bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole (a telephone pole)
He ruffled up his neck, to shit about a peck
As he puckered up his little asshole
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole
(This verse is often extended dramatically, and some like to point at each other with their elbows while saying “asshole”)
He puckered up his little asshole.