Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Note: “My Cock Will Choke You” used to be a more common song. Chicago H3 appears to be trying to supplant it with “Tecate” and I’m on board.)

I like Tecate,
I like Tecate,
And Tecate likes me,
I drink Tecate,
I drink Tecate,
And now I have to go and pee.

(Optional Verses:)

My cock will choke you,
My cock will choke you,
When I put it in your mouth,
My cock will choke you,
My cock will choke you,
When I put it in your mouth.

I fucked your sister,
I fucked your sister,
And your sister fucked me,
I fucked your sister,
I fucked your sister,
And now it burns with I pee.