Tastes Like Shit

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Tastes Like Shit

Melody – If You’re Happy and You Know It
Origin unknown
https://youtu.be/olguYFhcLLo?si=910sxcrWQZ2SHFE-

(Girl version:)
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, that’s her asshole not her clit
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over

(Boy version:)
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, flip him over
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, flip him over
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, that’s his asshole not his dick
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, flip him over

(See also Longer Than It’s Wide)