Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Stan is/was a Dora the Explorer doll that frequently made an appearance at BFM at some point in the…aughts?)

Beware you other Hashers, who want to steal our Stan.
She’s been around, she’s seen the world by air, and sea, and land.
Her parents here in Philly have to watch her like a hawk,
Cause Stan won’t stop ‘til she’s been on top of every color cock.
She might seem sweet and harmless, but soon you’ll come to see
You’re missing cash, you’ve got a rash, and it burns when you try to pee.
She’s our dirty daughter, she’s Philly’s precious gem,
And if you fuck with Stan you fuck with the whole damn BFM!