Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Chorus:)

(Oh) The S&M Man,
The S&M Man,
The S&M Man, because he mixes it with love,
Makes the hurt feel good, the hurt feel good.

(Sample verse:)

Who will run through shiggy, (Who will run through shiggy,)
Ripping up his flesh, (Ripping up his flesh)
And turn right around,
And repeat the bloody mess?
(Chorus)

(Additional verses:)

Who can take a bicycle,
Take off the seat,
Put his sister on it,
And push it down the street?

Who wears pants with zippers,
And no underwear,
Then pulls them up and down,
And rips out his public hair?

Who can take an old saw,
Rusty but still cuts,
Pull it back and forth,
Until he rips off his own nuts?

Who cuts off your gonads,
Boils ‘em in a stew,
Later that evening,
He’ll feed ‘em back to you?

Who can take a razor,
And no shaving cream,
Scrape her pussy bald,
While he listens to her scream?

Who can take a bottle,
Shove it up your ass,
Hit it with a hammer,
And line your ass with glass?

Who can take your penis,
Slam it in a door,
Slam it in a door,
So you can’t fuck anymore?

Who can take a sander,
Make sure it’s Black and Decker,
Rub it up and down,
Until you’ve got a bleeding pecker?

Who can take two ice picks,
Stick one in each ear,
And ride her like a Harley,
While he roots her up the rear?

Who takes jumper cables,
Clamps one on each tit,
Starts up the car,
And electrocutes the bitch?

Who can take a vagina,
Suck out all the yeast,
Spit it in some dough,
And serve bread at a feast?

Who can take a puppy,
Hold it by the ears,
Fuck it in the ass,
Until it sheds those puppy tears?

Who can take a cheese grater,
Strap it to his arm,
Rub it back and forth,
And make pussy Parmesan?

Who can take a baby,
Lay it on a bed,
Turn the bugger over,
Fuck the soft spot in its head?

Who can take a glass rod,
Shove it up his prick,
Lay it on the table,
And smash it with a brick?

Who goes to the abortion clinic,
Sneaks around the back,
Digs through the dumpster,
Until he finds a tasty snack?

Who goes to the abortion clinic,
Fuck goin’ around the back
Kick down the front door,
And eat it out her snatch?

Who can take a sawfish,
Ram it up yer bum,
Run it back and forth,
To make some rectal chum?