Rule Britannia

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Rule Britannia

Melody – Rule Britannia
Origin unknown
https://youtu.be/TaomZ-T69jA?si=LMncnPIGwX34ncn1

(Note: Feel free to send anyone into circle who sings too may “blams” for the given verse. Some people start at five.)

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam
Three Chinese crackers up your asshole
BLAM, BLAM, BLAM!

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam
Two Chinese crackers up your asshole
BLAM, BLAM!

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam
One Chinese cracker up your asshole
BLAM!

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam
No Chinese crackers up your asshole
God save the queen!