Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer

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Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer

Melody – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Origin unknown, introduced by Leaf of BFMH3

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall the biggest ass kissing reindeer of all?

Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer
Bottom of his reindeer class
Wanted to be sleigh leader
So he started kissing Santa’s ass
All of the other reindeer
Learned to really hate his guts
Cause whenever they saw Santa
Rudolph’s nose was up his butt

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Blitzen had enough
Took Rudolph out behind the shed
And got the elves to beat him up

Oh how the reindeer loved it
As Rudolph shouted out in pain
Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer
Will never kiss an ass again!