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My Vagina/Penis Has a First Name
Melody – Oscar Meyer Theme
Origin unknown
https://youtu.be/3Dm_8Kn9rI0?si=J38NSG2OA3n4knL3
(Enjoy the one stop shop for multiple genders and genitalia)
Her Vagina
Her vagina has a first name,
It’s P-U-S-S-Y.
Her vagina has an address,
It’s downstairs at the Y.
I love to eat it every day,
And if you ask me why I’ll say:
Her vagina tastes OK,
Mixed with my sperm’s DNA!
My Vagina
My vagina has a first name
It’s J-U-I-C-Y
My vagina has a 2nd name
It’s P-U-S-S-Y
My boyfriend/girlfriend licks it every day and if you ask them why they’ll say
That juicy pussy is the way in my V-A-G-I-N-A!
His Penis
His penis has a first name,
It’s P-E-T-E-R,
His penis has a second name,
It’s P-E-N-I-S,
I love to fuck him every day,
And if you ask me why I’ll say …
Cause Peter Penis has a way,
With my V-A-G-I-N-A!
My Penis
My penis has a first name,
It’s P-E-T-E-R,
My penis has a second name,
It’s P-E-N-I-S,
My girl she sucks it every day,
And if you ask her why she’ll say …
(Gargling noises)
