Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Note: I’m a bit confused by the two versions of this song, so I’ve included both)

(Chorus:)
Ai, jai, jai jai,
Si, si, señora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero

(Sample verse:)
I like my gin, it helps me slip in,
But give me the good old vino,
It gives me a grand supremo

(Chorus)

(Alternative verses:)

I like my rum, it helps me to come,
I like my whiskey, it makes me feel frisky,
I like Drambuie, it makes my cum gooey,
I like Jack Daniels, it helps me fuck spaniels
I like my beer, it makes me feel queer
I like my beer, it makes my cum clear
I like my sherry, it makes me feel merry
I like my Guinness, it helps me to finish
I like Bacardi, it helps me to party
I like my brandy, it makes me feel randy
I like my stout, it helps me pull out
I like my lager, it helps me fuck harder

There once was a many from Peru (Peru)
Who made the world’s best minstrel stew (minstrel stew)
He added for spice, handfuls of crab lice, and an occasional dingle berry or two

Aye aye aye aye, your mother and father were brothers
My sister Melinda, she pissed out the windah, along with my brand new sombrero

On the chest of a barmaid from sail (from sail)
Was written the prices of ale (of ale)
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille

Aye aye aye aye, your mother goes ‘round in cruise ship
So sing me another verse that’s worse than the other verse, and waltz me around by my willie

There once was a queer from kartoo (from kartoo)
Who took a lesbian up to his room (to his room)
They argued all night as to who had the right, to do what and with which and to whom

There once was a lad named Perkin (Perkin)
Who was always jerkin’ his gerkin
His father said “Perkin, stop jerkin’ your gerkin. Your gerkin’s for firkin not jerkin’ ”

Aye aye aye aye, your daughter sells crème-filled donuts
So sing me another verse that’s worse than the other verse, and waltz me around by my willie