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My Girl’s a Vegetable
Melody – Itself
Army song
https://youtu.be/qhLA6EtzaYs?si=7BqzqNoTH7FUMmnF
(Chorus:)
My girl’s a vegetable,
She lives in a hospital,
I’d do most anything
To keep her alive
(Sample verse:)
She has no arms and legs, she looks like a pony keg
I’d do almost anything to keep her alive
(Chorus)
(Additional verses:)
She’s got a green/new TV, it’s called an EKG
My girl has long blonde hair, it’s in patches here and there
Her EKG will not rise, but she still spreads her thighs
My girl’s in an iron lung, but she still gives real good tongue
She got a tracheotomy, that’s another hole for me
She got an epistomy, that’s a bigger hole for me
She has no arms or legs, just hooks and wooden pegs
She can’t get out of bed, still she can give me head
My girl has leprosy, bits and pieces land all over me
My girl has long blond hair, it’s in patches here and there
The one doctor I won’t let in, is Dr. Kevorkian
My girl ain’t got no eyes, she’s two sockets full of lies
My girl’s got a brand new will, when she goes I get two mil
(But I’d do almost anything to keep SEE THAT SHE DIES)
