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My Girl’s a Vegetable

(Chorus:)

My girl’s a vegetable,
She lives in a hospital,
I’d do most anything
To keep her alive


(Sample verse:)

She has no arms and legs, she looks like a pony keg
I’d do almost anything to keep her alive


(Chorus)

(Additional verses:)

She’s got a green/new TV, it’s called an EKG

My girl has long blonde hair, it’s in patches here and there

Her EKG will not rise, but she still spreads her thighs

My girl’s in an iron lung, but she still gives real good tongue

She got a tracheotomy, that’s another hole for me

She got an epistomy, that’s a bigger hole for me

She has no arms or legs, just hooks and wooden pegs

She can’t get out of bed, still she can give me head

My girl has leprosy, bits and pieces land all over me

My girl has long blond hair, it’s in patches here and there

The one doctor I won’t let in, is Dr. Kevorkian

My girl ain’t got no eyes, she’s two sockets full of lies

My girl’s got a brand new will, when she goes I get two mil
(But I’d do almost anything to keep SEE THAT SHE DIES)

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