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Tecate/My Cock Will Choke You

Melody – La Cucaracha
From jHavelina H3?

(Note: “My Cock Will Choke You” used to be a more common song. Chicago H3 appears to be trying to supplant it with “Tecate”)

(Tecate version:)

I like Tecate
I like Tecate
And Tecate likes me
I drink Tecate
I drink Tecate
And now I have to go and pee


(Dirty version:)

My cock will choke you
My cock will choke you
When I put it in your mouth
My cock will choke you
My cock will choke you
When I put it in your mouth


(Optional Verses:)

I fucked your sister
I fucked your sister
And your sister fucked me
I fucked your sister
I fucked your sister
And now it burns with I pee


Can’t say your safe word,
Can’t say your safe word
When my cock is in your mouth
Can’t say your safe word
Can’t say your safe word
When my cock is in your mouth

We’ll take some pictures
We’ll take some pictures
When my cock is in your mouth
We’ll take some pictures
We’ll take some pictures
When my cock is in your mouth

We’ll post on facebook
We’ll post on facebook
When my cock was in your mouth
We’ll post on facebook
We’ll post on facebook
When my cock was in your mouth

Your grandma liked it
Your grandma liked it
When my cock was in your mouth
Your grandma liked it
Your grandma liked it
When my cock was in your mouth

Can’t get a job now
Can’t get a job now
Cause my cock was in your mouth
Can’t get a job now
Can’t get a job now
Cause my cock was in your mouth

Got a new job now
Got a new job now
(gagging noises)
Got a new job now
Got a new job now
(gagging noises)

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