Ben Franklin Mob H3

Last night I stayed home and masturbated,
It felt so good, I knew it would!
Last night I stayed home and masturbated,
It felt so nice, I did it twice!

You should have seen me on the short strokes,
It was so grand, I used my hand!
You should have seen me on the long strokes,
It was so neat, I used my feet!

Mash it! Bash it!
Throw it on the floor!
Tie it ’round the bed post!
Smash it in the door!
Some say that intercourse is something truly grand,
Me I’d rather stay at home and do it all by hand!