Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Sample verse:)

Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s nailed upon the cross,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s nailed upon the cross,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s nailed upon the cross,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

(Chorus:)

Free beer for all the hashers
Free beer for all the hashers
Free beer for all the hashers
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!

(Last verse if you want to make people more comfortable:)

Jesus, we’re only kidding!
Jesus, we’re only kidding!
Jesus, we’re only kidding!
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves!

(Additional verses:)

Jesus can’t go hashing cause his feet are tied together
Jesus can’t go hashing cause his dad knows all the trails
Jesus can’t go hashing cause he’s busy getting nailed
Jesus can’t go hashing cause he lays the trail in blood
Jesus can’t go hashing cause Judas pissed him off
Jesus can’t go hashing cause he’s only got 12 friends
Jesus can’t go hashing cause the shiggy’s on his head
Jesus can’t go hashing cause his wood is just too big
Jesus can’t go hashing cause his girlfriend is a whore
Jesus can’t go hashing cause he turns the beer to wine
Jesus can’t go hashing cause he’s stuck behind a rock
Jesus can’t go hashing cause he shortcuts across the lake
Jesus can’t go hashing cause the flour falls through his hands
Jesus can’t go hashing cause cause his dad’s not real
All the girls love Jesus cause he’s hung like this! (spread out arms)
All the girls love Jesus cause they know he’ll cum again
Jesus can’t go hashing cause he’s high on ecstasy (Jesus raves)
Jesus can’t go hashing cause he’s shopping at Walmart
Jesus can’t go hashing cause he’s exploring underground (Jesus caves)
Moses can’t go hashing cause it takes him forty years
Jesus can’t go hashing cause he’s doing carpentry (Jesus lathes)
Jonah can’t go hashing cause he’s stuck inside a whale