Ben Franklin Mob H3

When it’s incest time in Texas,
And no one can be found, (Your father’s out of town)
Your mother’s in the bathroom,
With her panties half-way down.
No time for masturbation,
No time to beat your meat,
When it’s incest time in Texas,
Mother-fucking can’t be beat!

(Philly version:)
You should come on down to Philly,
We are a hashing town,
We’ll go run through the city,
And throw up on the ground.
No time for masturbation,
No time to beat your meat,
But if you give us shots of liquor,
Then we’ll suck your dick for free!