In Heaven There Is No Beer

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In Heaven There Is No Beer

Melody – Itself
Polka song from the 1956 movie Die Fischerin vom Bodensee
https://youtu.be/4HlKpWdrq-4?si=qZstHpcz8sh0H0dj

In heaven there is no beer, (No beer?)
That’s why we drink it here,
And when we’re gone from here,
All our friends will be drinking all the beer!

(Additional verses:)

In heaven there is no wine, (No wine?)
So let’s drink it til we feel fine,
And when we leave this all behind,
All our friends will be drinking moonshine!

In heaven there is no sex, (Oh no!)
Which leaves us quite perplexed,
And when our muscles no longer flex,
All our friends will be having all the sex!

In heaven there are no tits, (no tits?)
Which throws us into fits,
And when we’re throwing fits,
All our friends will be rubbing all the tits!