I’m Your Mailman

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I’m Your Mailman

Melody – Bye Bye Blackbird
From rugby
https://youtu.be/MuH0aME_bYM?si=l3syz01L9ILkrn02

(Note: Kennels seem to shorten this by removing different lines. I put the two main ones in parentheses.)

Here I come, down your way,
I can come twice a day,
I’m your mailman.

(Grab your knockers, ring your bell,
I can make you feel swell,
I’m your mailman.)

I can come in any kind of weather,
Because my my sack is made of leather.

(If you have a postage stamp,
I can lick it make it damp.
I’m your mailman.)

I don’t mess with keys or locks,
I’ll just slip it in your box,
I’m your mailman.

(Long version:)

All the world is bright and gay
Cause I come three times a day
I’m your mailman

Grab your knockers, ring your bell
Gee I think you’re sorta swell
I’m your mailman

I can come in any kind of weather
Because my sack is made of leather

I don’t mess with keys or locks
I’ll just slip it in your box
I’m your mailman

When I’m walking down the road
Gee, I’d like to drop my load
I’m your mailman

When I’m walking down the lane
Each one says “please come again!”
I’m your mailman

Each one says she wants me to deliver
Each one wants as much as I can give her

So if you’re feeling sad and blue
I’ve got something good for you
I’m your mailman

When I’m walking down your lane
Everybody knows my name
I’m your mailman

Ask them anywhere I go
I come in rain, sleet, or snow
I’m your mailman

Every husband wants what I can give her
Ask them and they’ll tell you I deliver

Ask the people in your town
They all say I get around
I’m your mailman