Ben Franklin Mob H3

If you go down to the woods today
You’re in for a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You’ll never believe your eyes

‘Cause Mum and Dad are having a screw
Uncle Frank is having a wank
And Auntie Flo is having a go with Granddad

(Optional verses:)

Those angel bears have come on their bikes
All dressed in their leather gear
There’s gallons of scrumps all green with lumps
And horrible Watney’s beer

Now one of ’em downed a pint of it quick
And then was promptly horribly sick
And filled up Paddington Bear’s new wellies