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I Want a Hippopotamus to Fuck Me
Melody – I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas
By Taking the D For a B?
https://youtu.be/57vrqCENNPc?si=RNpZ9yVxlRPPqeQr
I wanna hippopotamus to fuck me
Shove it’s Hippo cock right up my ass
I’m not in to guys
And I’m not into chicks
All I want inside me is a big ol’ hippo dick
Yes I wanna hippopotamus to fuck me
And I’m not really picky ’bout the hole
I lose all control when I see that hippo hose
I don’t care if it goes up my ass or up my nose
You’ll see me at the zoo exhibits where the hippos swim
It’s all the staff can do to hold me back from jumping in
Cause I wanna hippopotamus to fuck me
And I’ve been bulking up to play the part
The average female hippo is eleven feet around
So by my estimates I need to gain a thousand pounds
And when I have a hippo daddy of my very own
The entire eastern seaboard will be quaking with my moans
Cause I wanna hippopotamus to fuck me
There’s nothing else that I would rather do
You’ll see the pleasure in my eyes
With a hippo ‘tween my thighs
And you’ll wish you had a hippo fucking you
