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I Masturbated
Melody – I Wanna Be Sedated
Origin unknown
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours ago
I masturbated
No one to do, not even a ho
So I masturbated
Lyin’ on the sofa with a dirty magazine
Got a box of Kleenex and some Vaseline
Can’t control my fingers, can’t control my load
Oh no oh oh OH OHH!!!!
Down down down down, da-down-down-down-down….
Ben Franklin Mob H3 