Hog Calling Time in Nebraska

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Hog Calling Time in Nebraska

Melody – Red River Valley
Origin unknown

(Note: One of the jokes of this song is to treat it like a long form song where you call on different people for a new verse except everyone has the same verse to offer)

When it’s hog-calling time in Nebraska
When it’s hog-calling time in Nebraska
When it’s hog-calling time in Nebraska
Then it’s hog-calling time in Nebraska

Boom chug-a-lugga-lugga, boom chug-a-lugga-lugga
Boom chug-a-lugga-boom
Boom chug-a-lugga-lugga, boom chug-a-lugga-lugga
Boom chug-a-lugga-boom

(Alternate verses:)

When it’s sheep-fucking time in New Zealand
When it’s sheep-fucking time in New Zealand
When it’s sheep-fucking time in New Zealand
Then it’s sheep-fucking time in New Zealand

When it’s cow-punching time in Texas
When it’s cow-punching time in Texas
When it’s cow-punching time in Texas
Then it’s cow-punching time in Texas