Ben Franklin Mob H3

Their drinking is compulsive,
Their running is convulsive,
They’re morally repulsive,
The hash house harriers

Their flatulence is rude,
Their genitals protrude when
They’re running in the nude,
The hash house harriers

They’re always shaggy tracking
From constantly bush-whacking,
Intelligence they’re lacking,
The hash house harriers
Da da da da down down…