Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Note: This is often just sung as the chorus)

Some people keep a pussy,
A parrot or a tit.
Some people have a spaniel pup,
What fills its ass with shit.
But me, I keep chickens,
And I’ve got a favorite one,
It’s Dick, my big red rooster,
But I don’t know where it’s gone.


(Chorus:)
Has anybody seen my cock?
My big Rhode Island Red.
It’s mainly pink with a little bit of blue
And purple ‘round its head.
It stands straight up in the morning,
And gives my wife a shock.
Has anybody seen?
Has anybody seen?
Has anybody seen my cock?

He’s an early morning upstart.
I’ve known him all my life.
A source of pride and pleasure,
And a torment to my wife.
Sometimes he is magnificent,
And sometimes small and thin,
But he’ll puff up like a pigeon,
If you tickle him under the chin.


(Chorus)


He’s got two great waddles hanging down.
The best you’ll ever find
Madam you may stroke him,
If you feel that way inclined.
But be careful not to tease him,
For though he’s very shy,
If he gets excited,
He will spit right in your eye.


(Chorus)