Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Sample verse:)

Knock knock! (Who’s there?)
Eisenhower! (Eisenhower who?)
I’s an hour late to the gang bang, oh yes I would!
Cause the gang bang feels so good.
When I was younger, and in my prime (prime! prime!)
I used to gang bang all the time,
Now I’m older and turning grey,
I only gang bang twice a day!

(Additional verses:)

Aspen – I spend to much time at the…
Chris – Christmas is the perfect time for a…
Dishes – Dis’ is Sean Connery, I’m late for the…
Dolly Parton – Dolly partin’ her thighs at the…
Edison – I’d a son because of the…
Extinct – It stinked like fish at the…
Howard – How were de tits at the…
Ida – I’d a want another…
Irish – I wish I were at the…
Jesse – Jes’ a decade since I started going to the…
Kissinger – Kissing ‘er’s great, but fucking her’s better at the…
Maybell – Maybe she’ll do us all at the…
Mr Bush – Missed her bush and came on her tits at the…
Nixon – Nex’ in line for the…
Oliver – All of her clothes come off at the…
Orange – Aren’t you glad I whipped out my banana at the…
Orange – Aren’t you glad you’re at the…
Platypus – plenty o’ puss at the…
Police – Puhlease take me to the…
Ranger – Arrange her for best entry at the…
Shelby – She’ll be sore after the…
Tijuana – D’you wanna bring your mother to the…
Yurin – You’re in for sloppy seconds at the…