Ben Franklin Mob H3

(This is how Boston H3 starts circle. You can go gender neutral with partner/they if you prefer)

(Chorus:)
Drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the hares
Follow the hares with your tits in the air
Drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the hares
Follow the hares all the way

(Sample verse:)
My girlfriend’s a lawyer, a lawyer, a lawyer
A mighty fine lawyer is she (is she!)
All day she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you
And when he comes home, she fucks me
(Chorus)

(Final verse:)
My boyfriend’s a diver, a diver, a diver
A mighty fine diver is he (is he!)
All day he goes down down down down…

(Other verses:)
Asthmatic/sucks air/sucks…
Baker/creams puffs/creams…
Baker/kneads bread/needs…
Bricklayer/lays brick/lays…
Bullrider/rides bulls/Can’t last 8 seconds with me
Car thief/jacks cars/jacks me…
Carpenter/bangs nails/bangs…
Chef/eats this, he eats that/eats…
Contractor/hammers/nails…
Cowboy/rides broncs/rides…
Dancer/does steps/does…
Dentist/drills you/drills…
Farmer/plows fields/plows me…
Food critic/eats food/eats me…
Glassblower/blows glass/blows…
Guido/fist bumps/fists me
Guitarist/plays licks/licks…
Gymnast/strides poles/strides…
Helmsmen/docks boats/docks me
Lawyer/fucks you/fucks…
Mail clerk/licks stamps/licks…
Mechanic/screws bolts/screws…
Milkman/milks cows/milks…
Nurse/takes temps/takes…
Oilman/drills wells/drills…
Ploughman/ploughs fields/plows…
Plumber/lays pipe/lays…
Postman/licks stamps/licks…
Postman/stuffs boxes/stuffs…
Russian tank/blows up/blows me
Sex worker/fucks you/goes to sleep…
Taxidermist/stuffs dead things/stuffs…
Truck driver/grinds gears/grinds…