Ben Franklin Mob H3

(This is a long form song where people offer two verses separated by “When the end of the month rolls around”. It begins with two verses and the chorus and continue until people get sick of it)

(Sample verse:)
You can tell by her moanin’ that she’s losing hemoglobin
When the end of the month rolls around
Well the sex is maybe, but its better than a baby
When the end of the month rolls around

(Chorus:)
Singing hi, hi, hee, in the tampon factory
Shout your orders loud and clear (loud and clear!)
We got small, medium, large
We got enough to fill a barge
When the end of the month rolls around

(Additional verses:)

You can tell it ain’t sweat when her underwear is wet
You can tell by her walk, that all you’ll do is talk
Well you’re shit out of luck, if you want to fuck,
You can tell by her pout, that her eggs are falling out
What the hell’s with these sheets, did I fuck a bag of beets?
You can tell by her bitchin, that she’ll take it in the kitchen
You can tell by that string, that somethings plugging up her thing
You can tell by that puddle, that all you’ll do is cuddle
You can tell by her walk, that all you’ll do it talk
You can see it in her eyes that she’s got blood between her thighs
You can tell she’s in pain when she’s walking like John Wayne
You can tell by the stain that she’s in a lot of pain
You can tell by her stance she’s got cotton in her pants
You can tell by the blotch that she’s got a leaky crotch
You can tell by her mess that it must be TSS