Ben Franklin Mob H3

(Houston H3 version)

The doggies held a meeting
They came from near and far
Some came by motorcycle
Some came by motorcar
Each doggy passed the entrance
Each doggy signed the book
Each took hung his asshole
Upon its very own hook

One dog was not invited
Imagine his great ire
He ran into the meeting
And loudly shouted, "Fire!"
The dogs ran in confusion
Without a second look
Each doggy grabbed an asshole
From another doggy's hook

And that's the reason why, sir
Where ever doggies roam
And that's the reason why, sir
On land or sea or foam
And that's the reason why, sir
A dog will leave its bone
To sniff a doggie's asshole
To see if it's his own.

(Rugby ending:)
And that's the reason why, sir
When walking down the street
And that's the reason why, sir
When doggies chance to meet
And that's the reason why, sir
On land or sea or foam
He'll sniff another's asshole
To see if it's his own

(Larryville H3 version)

The doggies had a meeting
They came from near and far
Some they came by Amway
And some they came by car
And as they passed the engine
They signed a little book
And each took out his asshole
And hung it on a hook

And when they were all seated
Each mother, son and sire
Some dirty little mongrel
Came in and shouted "FIRE!"
The dogs were in a panic
They had no time to look
So each dog took an asshole
From off another's hook

The dog is often listless
For it is very sore
To wear another dog's asshole
He'd never worn before

And that's the only reason
A dog will leave his bone
To sniff another dog's asshole
To see if it's his own