Ben Franklin Mob H3

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Can you throw ’em over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier
Do your balls hang low?
(Alt. Can you pluck a merry tune
When your balls hang low)

Do your tits hang low? 
Do they wobble to and fro? 
Can you tie them in a knot? 
Can you tie them in a bow? 
Do you get a painful feeling,
When you throw them at the ceiling
Do your tits hang low?