Ben Franklin Mob H3

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true
Daisy, Daisy wouldn’t you like to screw?
I really must beg your pard-on
But I’ve got a hell of a hard on
From beating my meat against the seat
Of a bicycle built for two

(Harriette’s optional rebuttal:)

Baby, baby, this is your answer true,
Baby, baby, I would never sleep with you,
I really must beg your pardon,
But that’s not much of a hard on,
From beating your meat against the seat
On a bicycle built for two.

(Alternate versions from rugby:)

Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do.
I’m half crazy,
Six inches into you.
It won’t be a stylish entry,
I can’t afford a frenchie.
But you’ll look sweet,
Between the sheets,
When I’m six inches into you.

Give me your tits to chew,
I’m half crazy,
My balls are turning blue
I can’t afford a condom,
A plastic bag will do,
But you’ll look sweet,
Under the sheets,
With me on top of you.