Ben Franklin Mob H3

(The version I like has slightly changed from the original. I first heard it at either Boulder H3 or Aloha H3 in the 2015-2020 period)

Cocksucker, motherfucker, eat a bag of shit
Douche bag, dirty rag, suck your mother’s tit
We are the (BFM) Hash, and all the others suck
Rah rah, gang bang, fuck fuck fuck!

(The original Guam version:)

Cocksucker, motherfucker, eat a bag of shit
Cunt hair, douche bag, bite your mother’s tit
We’re the Agana Hash, all the others suck
Agana Hash, Agana Hash, rah, rah, fuck!