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Bestiality is Best
Melody – Tie Me Kangaroo Down
From rugby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX8KJJh86YU
(Chorus:)
Bestiality’s best, boys
Bestiality’s best – Fuck a wallaby!
Bestiality’s best, boys
Bestiality’s best
(Sample verse:)
Make a llama a mama, boys,
Make a llama a mama (Bestiality!)
Make a llama a mama, boys,
Make a llama a mama, (Because!)
(Chorus)
Other verses:
Have a lark with an aardvark
Up the ass of a bass
Stick your needle in a beetle
Lick the twat of a cat
Give a lickin’ to a chicken
Be a pimp for a chimp
Make it limp in a chimp
Stick you rod up a cod
On a train with a crane
Give some cock to a croc
Go and defile a crocodile
Up the rear of a deer
Be a queer with a deer
In the bog with a dog
Shove your log in a dog
Make love with a dove
Get a suck from a duck
Have a fuck with a duck
Do an illegal with an eagle
Rub your cunt on an elephunt
Give your milk to an elk
Shove your willy up a filly
Go a rounder with a flounder
Up the thigh of a fly
Up the box of a fox
Rub your box on a fox
Down the throat of a goat
Rub your clitoris on a hippopotamus
(Have) Intercourse with a horse
Grind your mound on a hound
Rub your clitty on a kitty
Bring a flea to her knees
In the Bahamas with some llamas
Part the hare of a mare
Up the hole of a mole
Do it funky with a monkey
Drip your juice on a moose
Have a goose with a moose
Fool with the tool of a mule
Up the fanny of a nanny
Rub your twat on an ocelot
Put your thang in an orangutan
Be a rotter with an otter
Blow your rocks in an ox
Put your cock in a peacock
Anyway you can with a pelican
Be very pleasant to a pheasant
Have a frig with a pig
Put your noodle to a poodle
Rub your beaver on a retriever
Get in deep with a sheep
Drop some goo in a shrew
Blow your spunk to a skunk
Ejaculate in a snake
Make an eel squeal
Put it in the mid of a squid
Make it twirl in a squirrel
Have a shag with a stag
Stick your dork in a stork
Sixty-nine with a swine
Shoot your load in a toad
Up the spout of a trout
Make some porn with a unicorn
Chuck your sperm in a worm
Have a squirm with a worm
In the sack with yak
