Ben Franklin Mob H3

A dozen hashers gathered to celebrate Where’s My D?’s birthday with a trail. Asked to simultaneously shout out the one word encapsulating our very first impression of D, Cause for Blindness’s answer stood out from the crowd: buttstuff. Speaking of Cause: let the record show that she was the honest to goodness FRB! Our visitor, Mighty Mousticle Queef (from Orlando), sang her a Golden Girls song. 60K9 tried to make a clever accusation about Cause’s age relative to the Golden Girls, but it came out like a Cause accusation. For those wondering, she’s older than 3 of the 4 characters. 

Trail featured a new mark of the hare’s creation: a double true trail, one of which points to a false (see sketch below). As Everything Butt Sex summarized, “here at the BFM, most true trails are true!” But hey, we didn’t get lost, and the beer stops made up for it: there was a live jazz band at the first stop! EBS tried to contribute with a jazzy little riff on his whistle, with “tried” being an operative word. The result was more like how Willy Wonka summons the Oompa Loompas to deal with his OSHA violations, or as EBS described it, “scat play.” 

We had a virgin! Just Comfort was lured out by WMD. I guess it was convenient to come out, since the start was right next to her job (a fact advertised by her jacket, with the name of her employer embroidered on it). 

We learned some shocking things about people! For example, the first movie Just Bailey saw in theaters was Titanic (who starts with a PG-13 movie?). Just Victoria has been banned from both American Airlines AND Disneyworld. And it turns out a lot of hashers read! There was much enthusiasm for a hash book club, so keep your eyes peeled for an announcement about that.