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      Trail #1108: Crop Top Trail

      … aka the Dog Poop Trail

      Who Came?
      • Mountin Deez Nuts (Hare)
      • Quoth the Raven, “Neverwhore”
      • NorWAY Up That Butt
      • Cunterfeit Bills
      • Everything Butt Sex
      • Cum Dog Millionaire
      • Cockstradamus
      • Bilboner
      • Cat Piss
      • Just Jamie (Virgin! Cat Piss made him cum)
      • Slothy Seconds
      • Holy Crappus (Visitor from Houston)
      • Trouble with Throuples (Visitor from Houston)
      • Cheesy Cock (Visitor from Sydney)
      • Stinkfinger (Transplant(?) from Reading)

      What happened?

      • We got complimented on our crop tops … and honked at đź’…
      • Shade was thrown at Applebee’s … but Olive Garden is cool
      • A true hero pilfered some goldfish (the crackers — we’re not in the business of animal endangerment)
      • There was a bottle full of piss

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